Here's the phone for use by a VIP ("Very Important Phoner"), or for calling Little Red Riding Hood, the fire department, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Red Skelton, Red Foxx, the Kremlin or other important places.
You can find basic phones selling for $15, $50 or more. They all look pretty much the same, but there are big differences in voice quality and physical durability.

We've been in business for about 40 years, and are very careful about what we sell. We don't want our customers to be disappointed and we don't sell junk.

Heavy-duty metal base.
Traditional electromechanical bell ringer with volume adjustment.
6' handset cord.
Available in eight colors.
ADA/HAC compliant receiver with volume control.
Five-Year warranty, but it could probably last 50 years.
Free shipping in the USA.